Being in a relationship is supposed to be bliss (else, why the heck would you be in it in the first place?). When there’s mutual love and respect between the two parties involved, then that’s akin to being in heaven on earth. We all wish for the perfect relationship where everything is exactly as we want it. However, unless you’re in a relationship with a programmable robot, we soon find out that there are certain habits your partner exhibits that annoy the crap out of you. I will now outline some of the things that girls do that most guys find irritating;
It can really be a heck of a task to always try to decipher why a girl is silent at a particular time. Why wouldn’t the girl just come out plain and say this is what is happening to me, this is what I feel about that, this is what you did wrong? That way, it would save guys the stress of having to think really hard about the happenings that culminated in the girl’s blasted silence.
Saying “whatever” when he’s trying to drive his point home
“Whatever” now ranks highest on the list of words guys hate the most and I would love to have a huge fine levied on anyone who ever utters the word. It is simply frustrating when a guy is trying to voice his opinion, lay a complaint, or express a feeling to his partner and the next thing he hears from her is “whatever” followed by a walk out. It makes him want to pull his hair out. A variation of this word and an arguably more annoying one is “Talk to the hand”.
Everywhere you turn, you find ladies ranting on about how the attribute they desire the most in men is his sense of humor. In contrast, this is nothing but humongous fallacy! We already know that the attributes you ladies really look out for in men are good height, wealth, and handsomeness so stop with the self deceit already.
Watching a football game with us and constantly talking about how handsome the players are
Most guys are really passionate about football games, so ladies, whenever you decide to come around and watch the game with them, it’s really cool. Nonetheless, it ceases to be funny when you keep making comments about how dashing C. Ronaldo looks or how handsome Kaka is or how sexy Fabregas appears. No guy likes it! When you decide to watch the game with your beau, make comments like, “oooh, dats a wonderful dribble”, “wow, what a beautiful cross”… he’ll hug you passionately after the game.
Mistaking movie time for gist time
Most ladies make the mistake of thinking movie time is the ideal time to discuss issues of the heart. Newsflash: IT’S NOT! When a guy sits in front of a screen to watch a movie, he does that because he actually wants to watch that movie. Sitting quietly with him is a bonus that a guy appreciates, but when you decide to start yapping about the events of the previous day at the salon, then I have one word for you, SORRY! No guy would listen to your ramblings when the Incredible Hulk is slugging it out with Thor on the screen directly in front of him.
Standing in front of the TV screen
Ladies generally go for this technique after discovering their beau has his full attention on the TV screen in front of him. Now this action would get you his attention (especially if you have a shape like Nicki Minaj’s) but is this really the best way to get his full attention? Wouldn’t it be better to just wait till after that important football match?
Every human has at least a flaw, and learning to accept, tolerate, and discuss (sometimes even subtly joke about) these flaws is a key factor that determine just how far and how healthy a relationship would be.
By Chike ‘Loposki’ Ayogu . . . A facilitator of world peace
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